Now, some time today you might be hearing that the whole Rebecca Black nonsense is a hoax, stating that her horrendous "song" (I'm using the term very, very lightly) Friday was merely part of a marketing campaign to promote an upcoming movie entitled The Music Factory, slated for release at the end of this month.
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The news even went as far as naming Chris Columbus, famed director of "family-friendly" movies like Home Alone [1990] and Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone [2001] as the director of this movie, and it stars unknown actress Jessica Jones as Rebecca Black as well as R&B star Usher as a shady producer.
Well, rest assured that there is no such thing. Should the movie be released by the end of this month, we should have seen some sort of a movie trailer or something. Furthermore, the alleged plot of the movie is going to be about a secret facility where cyborgs resembling young teenagers are created and turned into pop stars. That by itself have the words "parody" and "satire" written all over it. Not to mention it sounded wayyy too elaborate to have just been a marketing campaign.
Which is too bad because it could have been fun fun fun fun... *ugh* That sounded a lot funnier in my head.
