Oh Hal. You are SO wonderful to have around sometimes.
Now I think that this qualifies as both a dream-come-true and a nightmare for our boy. On the one hand, he's surrounded by adoring nubile young women, all of whom are lusting after his luxurous wavy locks, and tight buns. On the other hand, he's surrounded by a bunch of women who want to marry him. Oh the horror! Knowing Hal's usual modus operandi, I can only assume that at some point, he'll wind up unconcious.