Bat Butts

Not something that you see much of for some reason. Same thing with Superman. Man, I just HATE capes! Now Alan Scott wears a cape, and yet he STILL manages to show off his buttocks! Shows them off proudly!

But that's mainly because he's a Green Lantern and he just can't help himself.

But I'm not here to show off Alan's manly behind. Instead you get this.

Batman

Pathetic isn't it? That's about as close as I can come to Bruce's hindquarters. He just seems to hide in that damned cape. Probably self-concious about his ass. Yes, THAT'S it. It's hard to scare the criminals no matter HOW cowardly and superstitious they may be if you have a saggy butt.