I admit it...I adore those incredibly cheesy old Romance Comics. They're just so terribly, horribly hilariously BAD! Plus all the "heroes" look like Hal Jordan anyway, and I get to entertain myself in imagining different names and situations for the characters.
In light of our recent snow storms, I thought THIS one was appropriate.

You see dear, you turn INTO the skid. That keeps you out of the guardrails.